Wi-Fi Surveyed


Wi-Fi Junior Grade

Visitors came, visitors went, and the Abbey stayed.

Ideas came, ideas went, and still the Abbey stayed.

Vicars came, Vicars went, the Abbey always stayed.

Then came Wi-Fi, and yes the big bold Abbey stayed.

David came, David went, the un-happy Abbey stayed.

David came back, Wi-Fi came back, who had stayed.

Then the Wi-Fi went, David went, he hadn’t stayed.

The Wi-Fi came, the Wi-Fi went, the Abbey stayed.

David said, enough is enough, no longer he stayed.

The Abbey sent for Dwight, he also hadn’t stayed.

We must fix this Wi-Fi now, all the Café staff prayed.

Now get me a Lemonade

6 October, 2017
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